If I Married a Rich Girl ...

John McCain sure is a lucky guy.  In 1980, he fell in love and married Cindy Lou Hensley, a beer heiress who is estimated to be worth over $100 million.  

All that money allows John McCain to own 12 houses, many undisclosed properties, 13 cars, 1 jet, and quite the sweet life.  Another reason why John McCain can't mention the middle class even once during the last debate.  

I don't blame McCain for not understanding regular Americans.  Even if he lost half his homes to foreclosures, John McCain would still have six $1 million plus properties to sleep in.