Economic Recovery via Beer Heiress

John McCain unveiled his new Economic Recovery Plan - Marry a rich beer heiress.

Luckly for us, John McCain has also provided his personal advice:

1. Meet Beer Heiress 17 Years Your Junior
   
2. Compliment $280,000 Earrings
   
3. Intimidate Other Men Away From Her
   
4. Buy Her Drinks
   
5. Tell Her About Time in P.O.W. Camp
   
6. Avoid Speaking About Your Current Wife
   
7. Take Her To Your Room For Night of Love [gross]
   
8. Marry Beer Heiress